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Oh, hi Tina.

2010...

Oh jesus. Another year closer to turning into my idol Patsy. New year resolutions, what to do? What to do? I think one of the most important is writing all of those stories that I wanted to write. I want to write for me, and not because some "professor" at Rye-High tells me my marks count on it.

Maybe another resolution should be to cut down on my reality TV intake. But, oh how hard it is! With all of those amazing shows: The Real Wives (of every state), Teen Mom, Jersey Shore, Dating in the Dark... the list goes on. Let's say I do cut back on the tv... who will be there to make me laugh? My life depends on Brett Michaels and his next rock star honey.

Sigh, I guess this is why resolutions are so hard to keep. 

Single Ladies.

Is this what I have become?

So here I am researching three stories I writing. Subjects include: ghosts, obscure sexual fetishes, and egg donations. Is this what I have become? A slave for writing about taboo subjects? Oh well, it's what I am good at.
I would give writing a humorous article than writing one with "intellectual substance" (whatever that is), any day. But hopefully I won't get labeled as that chick who writes smut.

Ah, fuck it.... these are for you mom!

The Leaves Are Changing... Farewell Summer.